Sunday, November 8, 2009

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It's Sunday night, which means tomorrow is Monday. Which is my day off, right? Yes. But I still have to give the students stuff to do while I'm gone and Susan fills in, which means I need to make one Latin vocab quiz and some Greek/Latin Roots study sheets tonight. Luckily, it's only 8:35. What is going on with the time anyway? Maybe it's because I got up at a reasonable hour today (and that was still 10:30), it has just dragged on, which I really shouldn't complain about. Except that I was going to use that time to do laundry. And the washer is on the fritz. Well damn.

I did however, dye my hair! It's dark again, as I tend to change my hair color seasonally. It still isn't dry all the way, so no telling how it looks. But its *dark*. I also hacked at the bangs, which were in some serious need of TLC. Biggest problem with bangs: you want them to stay one particular length, but hair grows, imagine that. I feel like I cut them every week. Maybe I do?

We just fired our first load of pottery this weekend, and I'm pleased to announce that everything made it through alive! Woo! Eme's mom has a kiln, and offered her services, thankfully. Eme's mom also used to pot professionally, which makes me feel quite dumb, quite frequently. I mean, I took pottery in high school and college, but I am by no means a potter. She talks to me about all kinds of crap that she assumes I know... and... I don't. S cracks? What in the hell are those? Especially doesn't help that we weren't ever really taught how to fire.. that would have been rather handy. All of my pieces look at least slightly better than the students', which makes me feel very good. Though some of them had much more creative ideas, or came very close to matching skills with me (obviously not hard to do...) I still haven't made anything on the wheel... which is weird. That's what I liked best in college. I actually hated all of my handbuilt stuff... Guess I need more practice! Ok, so photo shoot time!

My magic Box! Probably better than the one I made in college. Maybe because I just left it as a square, rather than slamming the living hell out of it. I love that the lid ACTUALLY FITS, and the dots & wood grain sides came out stellar. The other are not as exciting (top is fine.)


A Mayan tile. This actually means something. But I've forgotten what. Maybe it starts with a z?? Other than the fact that I forgot whatever in the hell it means, I like this little guy. Thinking about painting him rather than glazing (possibly the box too) because I want more detail. Glaze always runs into each other... Mainly cause I'm probably bad at glazing.


This little piece is almost an exact copy of the pin that I bought from Lori. I have no defense except that I wanted to try it out. Brilliant idea Lori. Obviously much more successful when it's in one piece. Also, I have no idea how she managed to get the safety pin to stay in the back (it's embedded in the clay.) Maybe she didn't play with hers before firing.. hmmm...


I hate to be crude, but I think this pot looks like big ol' pieces of poo. I can't help but think that. Otherwise, it's actually fairly symmetrical **cough, fairly, cough** and I like the outside as coils and inside being smooth. Except that it looks like poo.

This pot doesn't even deserve a picture that's in focus. ITS THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA. How in the world did I make it that crooked? And why did I not wad it up and throw it back in the bag? We'll never know...


I title this piece "The Aliens Have Landed, and We Have Their Ships." Just so that I don't ever get cocky about my creativity, it's nice to have examples of how bad things can go.


But then there are those things that you LOVE. Like my MAYAN SALSA BOWL. I don't know how into salsa the Mayans were, but right now I could pretty much eat the stuff through a straw. And I made this pot with the full intention of filling this bad boy full of salsa! Made to my exacting, salsa-eating specifications, it boasts a bowl neither to shallow, nor too deep, and adorable little tripod legs that I AM SO PROUD OF. I am obviously the queen of scoring and slipping. In other words, I rock. I fully admit that it is not even all the way around (handmade coil is almost impossible to make even) but the walls are straight and THE LEGS STAYED ON. I am stoked, obviously. A little food-safe glaze, and we'll be in salsa Xibalba! (On second though, I don't think that's a good thing...)

Mildly related to the subject of Xibalba (pronounced like Shibalba. Close enough right? I love when people throw out x's just to fuck you up.) Friday was our Dia de los Muertos Fiesta (yes all you good little DDLMosians, it ended many many days before that, but hey! Fridays are good party days!) The kids made an altar, lots of papel picado, and we made a feast worth of the gods! Mole, tortillas, beans, rice, guacamole, churros, and sugar skulls abounded! The altar was extremely touching; I wish we could keep it up all year.


I was especially touched by it because my kitty, Gato (irony of the name/holiday?) was put to sleep on Tuesday. He had chronic kidney failure and was way past the point of return. It was nice to send him off with such honor. (He's also buried in an extremely beautiful part of the farm, under towering butterfly bushes, and sheltered by a gigantic white mum. Sleep well, little boy.) I'm still in denial I think, but it's made me realize that I need to shower the kitties with affection every second they're with me. He was also an awesome cat, and I'm sure the universe will bring him back to m in one form or another. He was just too good to lose.

Going back to the altar, Zoe's dad had this little gem from a trip to Mexico:


I. Adore. It. I want one. I will make one (Sculpey maybe? Papier Mache is too lumpy and uncontrolable.) I especially love that the eyes are named Pedro and Lupe (as is evidenced on the top of their heads.) Some day... sigh. I did make my own papier mache head, and he is hilariously adorable, but I forgot to take pictures! Maybe later? Anyway, this post is bordering on bcoming a book, so I will leave you with this little gem:

Goodnight All!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Time for happy thoughts

Like funny penguin socks (how in the hell did I make this underlined!?) in time for cold weather



Pajama pants for Dia de los muertos! OLE!


And snuggly, happy cats.



And hours and hours on Cyanide & Happiness.

It is a good day.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Interesting...

So, mom was diagnosed with hypothyroidism lately, and, after hearing her account of the symptoms associated, I'm starting to think that I should get tested too. Out of curiosity, I found this checklist of symptoms, and here are my answers:

I have the following symptoms of hypothyroidism, as detailed by the Merck Manual, the American Association of Clinical Endocrinologists, and the Thyroid Foundation of America

__X__ I am gaining weight inappropriately
__X__ I'm unable to lose weight with diet/exercise
____ I am constipated, sometimes severely
__X__ I have hypothermia/low body temperature (I feel cold when others feel hot, I need extra sweaters, etc.)
__X__ I feel fatigued, exhausted
__X__ Feeling run down, sluggish, lethargic
__X__ My hair is coarse and dry, breaking, brittle, falling out
____ My skin is coarse, dry, scaly, and thick
__X__ I have a hoarse or gravely voice
__X__ I have puffiness and swelling around the eyes and face
__X__ I have pains, aches in joints, hands and feet
____ I have developed carpal-tunnel syndrome, or it's getting worse
____ I am having irregular menstrual cycles (longer, or heavier, or more frequent)
____ I am having trouble conceiving a baby
__X__ I feel depressed
__X__ I feel restless
__X__ My moods change easily
__X__ I have feelings of worthlessness
__X__ I have difficulty concentrating
__X__ I have more feelings of sadness
__X__ I seem to be losing interest in normal daily activities
__X__ I'm more forgetful lately

I also have the following additional symptoms, which have been reported more frequently in people with hypothyroidism:

__X__ My hair is falling out
__X__ I can't seem to remember things
____ I have no sex drive
____ I am getting more frequent infections, that last longer
____ I'm snoring more lately
____ I have/may have sleep apnea
__X__ I feel shortness of breath and tightness in the chest
__X__ I feel the need to yawn to get oxygen
__X__ My eyes feel gritty and dry
__X__ My eyes feel sensitive to light
__X__ My eyes get jumpy/tics in eyes, which makes me dizzy/vertigo and have headaches
____ I have strange feelings in neck or throat
____ I have tinnitus (ringing in ears)
__X__ I get recurrent sinus infections
____ I have vertigo
__X__ I feel some lightheadedness
____ I have severe menstrual cramps

Hmm... so that's 26/39. Or 66.6%. I'd say that's a majority. So. Gotta call the doctor and see if I can schedule a blood test and if they cover that (YAY NO INSURANCE! I love it. Ugh.)

Right now, I'm at the tail-end of a horrific migraine, so I'm going to give the cat his fluids, take a bath, and go to bed.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Queen of Hearts and Alice in Wonderland Costume Set GIVEAWAY!!!!

Queen of Hearts and Alice in Wonderland Costume Set GIVEAWAY!!!!

Oh, I would adore this!! I can think of a million little girls that I would love to see this on!!! Want want want!

My bad

I promised an update for Friday and, obviously failed. Miserably. My bad. Friday was a long day, and I passed out at like 9 oclock, then woke up at 7 on Saturday to clean my house before I picked my mum up from the airport. I was not in the "mood". Right now, I'm waiting for my mom to get ready so we can head out to D.C. (late start this morning!) so I figure this is as good a time as any! HERE WE GO!!!

*Actually, now I'm looking through my photos, I realize... I haven't taken photos of anything. I fail. Again. Ok, by the end of next weekend, I promise a FULL DISCLOSURE of all the things I've been working on, or bought, or played with this week (this could potentially be awesome, cause we're pimping mom's Glinda costume and making her crown... yeee haw. And we've done some antiquing, I just haven't taken pics!)

In the meantime, here's a picture of a little bag thing I made with fused plastic. Fused plastic is a fancy way of saying "grocery bags, melted together with an iron." Much fun to be had by all!


Next week. I promise.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Unrelated to anything

I thought I would share this little tidbit of "OH MY GOD I LIVE IN THE BOONIES AND HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MY TIME"-ism.

I've named all the new chickens, the Jersey Giants at least (not all 15 of the reds. They're all just named "Red".) So, I was inspired by the biggest one, who is almost pure white. She is now aptly named, Snow White. The white with lots of gray splashes is, WAIT FOR IT, Cinderella. One with the tail feathers like a turkey is, Pocahontas (I am SO clever. She also tends to be the one to go through the electric fence to wander off on her own... Free spirit ;-) ) The littlest one, and my favorite, of course, is Belle. Dur. We have two dark ones. One with curly tail feathers is Maleficent. The one with straight feathers is Cruella.

I thought myself quite brilliant.

FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!

So, I have a lot of good stuff to put on here, but it's late tonight, and tomorrow is an overnight, so I PROMISE I'll post it all Friday! It will give me a good excuse to stop the mad-frantic cleaning pre-mom visit that I'm SURE I'll be doing :-)

I'll leave you with this little teaser of things-to-come